Battle Cry

Do you buy food for the family
then eat it before they get home?
We understand. We've been there.
Welcome home!
Do you eat Halloween candy
and Easter eggs from your children's supply?
We understand. We've been there.
Welcome home!Do you go through a drive through
but stop when the server
knows your order as you arrive?
We understand. We've been there.
Welcome home!Do you avoid getting a plate
for refreshments then stand near,
nibbling finger food?
We understand. We've been there.
Welcome home!Do you drink diet cola with a giant sweet-roll?
We understand. We've been there.
Welcome home!Do you wear clothes skin-tight
because you swore you'd be thin
before you bought more?
Do you buy a dozen donuts for the office
and toss the empty box in the trash as you enter?
We understand. We've been there.
Welcome home!Are you disgusted beyond belief,
feel like a failure, wish you were dead?
Relax. We love you.
We understand. We've been there.
Welcome home!