Last House in the Block

Been there, done that.
Tried every diet that came along,
every exercise regimen...
at least for a day, sometimes less.
Resolves, weigh-and-pay organizations,
faith-based plans, ear pins to twist,
hypnotism, special occasions
as incentives, dream trips
as promised rewards...but
nothing
worked.
Then I found OA and have no need ever
to try anything else.