Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Welcome to Overeaters Anonymous

Okay, I'm here. Where do we weigh in?
No weigh-in? Cool. None of that facing the scale!
I've got a wedding I'm in in June —
Do you think I can get this off by then?
Where's the food plan? What do I get to eat?
Yeah, I know, what I weigh is none of your business...
What?? What I weigh is none of MY business?!!
You guys are insane!! No wonder you say that
right there on the wall, "could restore us to sanity."
But really, what's the catch? I like your ad,
"We are not a diet and calories club."
Okay, PSA, ad. what's the difference?
WHAT? You lost how much? And kept it off for —
Yeah, I think you're right, I'm home.

1 comment:

  1. Barbara do you have any contact information. I find your writing inspirational!

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