Monday, September 22, 2014

You Can't Mean That!

I'm ready to start the new diet,
to get this weight off. I've done it before —
often, in fact, and I'm pretty good at it.
And this time it's going to work! 
I SWEAR I won't put the pounds back on,
with interest, as usual. Just show me
what I'm to do for a month, six months,
a year. I'll last through that — I know I can
this time — and then get to go back to
that most important of all food groups, 
sugar!
What? NEVER? No end to the new diet?
It's not a diet but a plan of eating? 
That semantics, just vocabulary.
They've always told me I can add back in
those foods I give up once I get to goal.
But you're AWFUL! You're terrible!
You think I have to do your program forever and ever?
You can't be serious. I've done this before.
I can do it again, same way, same result...
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