Still Evil

Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil. ~ Jerry Garcia

Oh, I can't eat that, but thank you.
It does look so good! What's it called?
Such a nice color, and it smells delicious!
What does it taste like? Oh! Wow!
Well tell you what, I can't eat it,
but cut me just the tiniest slice
and let me give it a try.

(Then when nobody's looking,
a larger piece, held in hands
so it doesn't count as as serving.
And the next day, if I can't get that,
then something else! The trigger
has been pulled and I've GOT to have
my trigger food. All of them.
I'll be good next week! Maybe.)